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Literalization

Language · Wordplay · Advanced beginner · aka Taking it literally, Deadpan literal

Take a figure of speech at face value and follow it to its consequences.

Deep definition

Language is full of dead metaphors nobody examines. Literalization reanimates them by obeying them exactly, which exposes how insane our idioms are and creates an image nobody expected.

Why humans laugh

Semantic reanalysis: the listener is forced to re-render an idiom as a picture.

Formula

IDIOM / METAPHOR → OBEY IT EXACTLY → DESCRIBE THE CONSEQUENCE

Good examples

  • They said the company is a family, which explains why nobody talks about money and someone is always crying.

Bad example

Ha, 'raining cats and dogs' — imagine that! (Pointing at the idiom is not literalizing it.)

Before → After

We're all wearing many hats here.

We're all wearing many hats here, which is why nobody can see and the CFO walked into a wall.

When to use

Whenever the input is full of jargon or cliché.

When not to use

When the idiom is fresh — there's nothing dead to reanimate.

Common failure modes

  • Literalizing an idiom the audience doesn't know
  • Stopping before the consequence

Advanced combinations

  • LT + AB = the world where the idiom is true
  • LT + AC = act out the literal version

Writing

Highlight every cliché in a draft; literalize each once.

Stage

Play it straight — the audience must feel you mean it.

Crowd work

Literalize the phrase an audience member used about their job.

Improv

Build the environment where the metaphor is physically true.

Business

Literalizing your industry's jargon is a full advertising campaign.

Told to the AI as

Detect idioms/jargon and generate their literal physical consequences.

Exercises

  1. Beginner

    Literalize 10 corporate phrases.

  2. Intermediate

    Write a scene set inside a literalized idiom.

  3. Advanced

    Build a bit whose game is that the character only understands language literally.