Act 7 — Become the comedian · Week 49 of 52
Build your 5
Can you write five minutes where every sentence belongs?
Five minutes with zero passengers.
The five moves
Same rhythm, every week.
1 — Study
Great tight fives — late-night sets.
Watch on purpose. Specific comedians, specific reason.
2 — Deconstruct
Count the jokes. It's fewer than you think, and none are filler.
Isolate one mechanism. Name it before you use it.
3 — Write
Assemble your five from the year's strongest material.
10–25 premises minimum. Quantity buys quality.
4 — Perform
Perform it three times this week.
Somewhere live. The classroom is useful; the audience is the laboratory.
5 — Review
Cut anything that failed twice.
Watch the tape. Log what the room did, not what you felt.
The Comedy Genome
Tag what made you laugh.
Tag every joke you studied this week. After a few months the pattern stops being an opinion and becomes your comedy DNA.
Your twin asks
Eleven questions, every week.
- What made you laugh this week?
- What did the audience laugh at?
- Where did you lose them?
- Which jokes feel most like you?
- What are you afraid to say?
- What's the funniest version of this?
- What would Pryor do with this?
- What would Carlin attack?
- What would Hedberg remove?
- What would Rock repeat?
- What would Bamford make uncomfortably specific?
