Stand-Up Writing
Kill Your Darlings
The ruthless discipline of cutting clever lines that you adore but consistently fail to make the audience laugh.
Short entry for now — we deepen these as they get taught on stage.
Use it
Take one of your own lines into the LOL Engine and force this move onto it. Then bring the survivor to the Gym and say it out loud — a concept you have never performed is trivia, not technique.
Nearby in Stand-Up Writing
Joke Writing
Stand-Up WritingThe deliberate craft of engineering tension and misdirection into concise setups followed by surprising, laugh-triggering punchlines.
Premise Generation
Stand-Up WritingThe disciplined habit of turning mundane observations, raw opinions, and personal irritations into viable comedic topics.
Premise Test
Stand-Up WritingAn initial evaluation determining whether an observation holds enough tension, originality, and relatability to sustain punchlines.
Premise Expansion
Stand-Up WritingExploring every logical extreme, weird angle, and personal consequence hidden inside a single foundational comedic idea.
Premise Tree
Stand-Up WritingA branching diagram mapping out diverse comedic angles, escalating arguments, and punchline pathways from one core topic.
Premise Map
Stand-Up WritingA visual layout connecting a central idea to related personal stories, cultural references, and emotional flashpoints.
Attitude Mining
Stand-Up WritingDigging beneath a neutral topic to locate your specific posture of disgust, delight, panic, or contempt.
Emotion Mining
Stand-Up WritingExcavating real feelings of shame, fear, or anger to fuel jokes with undeniable, visceral audience stakes.
Truth Mining
Stand-Up WritingStripping away polite social facades to unearth the embarrassing, unvarnished realities everyone experiences but rarely admits aloud.
Assumption List
Stand-Up WritingAn inventory of default audience expectations about a topic, created specifically to subvert them with punchlines.
Association List
Stand-Up WritingA rapid catalog of cultural tropes, slang, objects, and cliches connected to a subject for punchline fodder.
Word Association
Stand-Up WritingA creative reflex exercise generating unfiltered vocabulary chains from a target word to spark unexpected comedic connections.